Ephebophile's Lolita Complex

Nerd-beta, or Alpha?

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on May 30, 2010

Swiss Alps downhill meets crazy guy



Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on May 30, 2010

While I have been dealing with a number of recent deaths …

in my family… music is one constant that I use to heal, and rock on.





Why must we celebrate birthdays??

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on May 17, 2010

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

-Robert Frost


Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”

-Stephen Wright


From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.”
– William Butler Yeats


Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
– Mark Twain



Well I hate birthdays, because all my friends feel obligated to give me a gift and their attention, and make me special… when I am anything but. I seriously blame women’s overarching attachment and desire to coddle their offspring for creating Pomp and Circumstance needlessly. It was taken to an extreme by a very wicked woman, named Semiramis… and she started a false religious tradition that affects us to this very day.

So why do we celebrate Christmas on 25th December? Some people say it’s as good a time as any, and it doesn’t really matter when Jesus was born as long as we celebrate his birth at some time.

Jesus would not have celebrated his own birthday because it wasn’t a Jewish custom to do so. It never has been, except insofar as they have picked up the idea from the Gentiles.

However, if we are going to celebrate the birthday of Jesus, December 25th is the very worst time to do it. The reason is that we are not celebrating the birthday of the real Jesus of Nazareth at all, but the birthday of Nimrod, Osiris, Jupiter, and all the other re-incarnations of the child-god of the Babylonian religious system, including the baby "Jesus" who is held in the arms of the Roman Catholic Madonna.

To understand this, we have to go back to Genesis 10:8-10.

And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. He was a mighty hunter before (in opposition to) the Lord: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before (in opposition to) the Lord. And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad, and Calneh, in the land of Shinar.

The Bible does not identify Nimrod’s mother, or his date of birth, but Egyptian and Babylonian clay tablet antiquities identify his mother as Semiramis, and his birthday is celebrated on 25th December. Sometimes Semiramis is referred to as the mother of Nimrod, and sometimes as his wife, leading to the belief that Nimrod married his mother.

The Biblical reference to Nimrod as a "mighty hunter" is important because he was seen as the Saviour of the ancient world for that very reason. People were living in small, scattered villages with little protection from wild animals. Nimrod was more than just a hunter, he was also a charismatic figure who could gather people together to build walled cities where they could live in safety. They were obedient to him as their leader, and considered that their loss of independence was a price worth paying for the safety that Nimrod and his kingdom offered.

There is nothing in the Bible about the death of Nimrod, but the ancient traditions suggest that he died a violent death. One tradition says that he was killed by a wild animal. Another says that Shem killed him because he had led the people into the worship of Baal.

His wife-mother, Semiramis, who had risen to greatness on his account, was not going to disappear into obscurity because of his death. Instead she pronounced him to be a god, so that she herself became a goddess. She produced another son, and proclaimed him to be the resurrected Nimrod. This was not difficult, because she was so promiscuous she produced many children whose father could not be identified. She proclaimed that she had gone down to the world of the dead, rescued Nimrod and brought him back.

Thus began the worship of Semiramis and the child-god, and the whole paraphanalia of the Babylonian religious system. After the decline of Babylon, the religion was transported to Egypt where they worshipped Isis and her son Osiris (otherwise known as Horus). The same mother and child deities appeared in Pagan Rome as Fortuna and Jupiter, and in Greece as Ceres, the Great Mother, with the babe at her breast, or as Irene, the goddess of Peace, with the boy Plutus in her arms.

The Roman Pagans used to celebrate the birthday of their child-god on 25th December, and the Roman Catholic Church sought to win over as many people as possible to nominal Catholicism by proclaiming the same day to be the birthday of Jesus. So the Pagans had no difficulty worshipping the Catholic Madonna and child. They were seen as yet another manifestation of the Queen of Heaven and her son. The Pagans made no compromises, they didn’t need to, they just continued their Pagan worship within the church.

While it’s easy to knock the Catholic Church because some of the catholic people engage in Maryolatry, the Protestant rebels cannot be left off the hook. The Protestant Reformation dispensed with only a part of the Babylonian system of worship. The celebration of Christmas, inherited from the Roman Catholic Church, via Pagan Rome, via Egypt, via Babylon, is still practiced as the most important event in the Protestant Christian calendar, so from that point of view the Protestants are as much into Paganism as the Catholics

The Christmas tree is specifically a Babylonian symbol. On Christmas Eve the Yule Log is thrown onto the fire, representing death and destruction. On Christmas Day there is the tree, covered in decorations and surrounded with presents, representing new life, the resurrected Nimrod.

It is also a violation of Jeremiah 10:2-5 where it is denounced as a heathen idol:

Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.


So.. just tread carefully on your next birthday… I know I do.




Enough with the history lesson, lets have some trivia.




I have a number of co-celebrants for my birthday of May 17th

For example:

1956 Sugar Ray Leonard (boxer)   (Winner)
1956 Bob Saget (actor, host)        (Loser)

Here a more detailed list of winners.

1965 Trent Reznor (singer) (Cool Winner)

1961 Enya (singer) (Winner)

1955 Bill Paxton (actor) (Winner)

1940 Taj Mahal (Henry St. Claire Fredericks) (Blues Musician and songwriter) (Winner)

1936 Dennis Hopper (actor) (Cool Winner)

1932 Jackie (John) McLean (jazz musician) (Winner)

1911 Maureen O’Sullivan (actress) (Hot Winner)

And Losers…

1970 Jordan Knight (singer – new kids on the block) (Loser)

1902 Ayatolla Ruhollah Khomeini (Iranian political and religious leader) (OMG Seriously? Super-loser)

Guess who’s finally back…

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on May 17, 2010


I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.


I have returned from the digitally dead to offend the sensibilities of the weak and the morally challenged. I vigorously intend barbecue some sacred beef. If that bothers you, hang on to your bobby sox and throw away your birth control, ‘cause here I come baby!*

Radical Feminists rejoice… I have come to free you from your struggles, your anguish, your sickness…

And ladies, please remember I do this because I care.


*Not available in all areas, subject to price, availability, and participation. Limit one per customer. See dealer for details.


Been on a break…

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on February 22, 2010


I moved from Dallas down to San Antonio, expect traffic delays in the outbound lanes.


Resuming service momentarily.


The Alamo

WordPress Tags: Dallas,San Antonio,U HAUL,Alamo

Count your blessings, Ladies… the clock is almost run down.

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on January 23, 2010

We live in an age where news around the world is delivered within an instant.  Bad news sells newspapers, but sometimes, they shouldn’t make a profit. Certainly, at least, when the profit is made out of  the suffering of pain, misery, and death of human beings.

Only one thing in my mind, is  more reprehensible:

The willful subjection of a group, confiscation of their goods and wholesale liquidation of  their existence that is… their very lives. I hate this part our human history:

The millions of Jews and other minorities under Adolph Hitler. Millions of Laotian and Cambodians under Pol Pot. The tens of millions (55) of Slavic peoples under Joesph Stalin. Over 100 million Asians under Mao Tsedoung.

Marxism is ULTRA lethal.

As is its offspring of “class warfare” out of which we get  “gender warfare”. In the west, we have been told to call it Feminism.

In its name 52 million unborn United States Americans have died, & its still killing. And I have no numbers for the millions dead, in other countries. At no time in history, has it ever been more hazardous to be created within a human womb.

Men are being systematically enslaved & destroyed, their livelihoods pillaged, their property confiscated, their reputations smeared, their honor questioned, and our utility & purpose demeaned.

Did the singer knowingly Lie or did he actually believe what he said was true when he sung:

I’m Proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m Free. And I won’t forget the men who died

who gave that right to me. And I will gladly stand up, next you to, and defend her still today.

American Males are not Free.  They don’t recognize the front lines (in the bedroom, classroom, courtroom, & newsroom), and that this is not a life fire exercise. Its total war.

The truth is that we are asleep in a house that is burning down around our ears. We said our prayers, and went to bed and assumed ourselves safe in the arms of our wives, sisters & mothers. (pic related)

His name is Muzzammil Hassan

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on January 20, 2010

0. His name is  Muzzammil Syed Hassan

1. Hassan is muslim.

2. He came to the United States from Pakistan at age 17

3. He graduated magna cum laude at the University of Rochester in 1996

4. Hassan was served with divorce papers. (this would have been his third divorce)

5. A week later his wife’s body was stabbed and decapitated 2/12/2010.

6.  He walks  into a police station and tells officers his wife “Aasiya Zubair” was dead. (at 6:30 pm the same day)

7. Hassan was arrested, after he led the police to her body from the police station.

8. This horrible event is going to be repeated, more and more often as Feminists marry and then piss off muslim men.

No Blood For Oil

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on January 19, 2010

“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”

-Bertrand Russell

The Presidential Medal of Freedom, is the civilian equivalent to the Congressional Medal of Honor given to the armed service members of the US. Here. President George Bush (jr) Awards it to a British national. Mr. Tony Blair

Because a picture is worth a thousand words…

I will now write a novel with pictures.

Please learn the truth about the hand that rocks the cradle.


Human Stupidity

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on January 19, 2010

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

-Albert Einstein

Well I was hanging out at my  old haunt… Roissy in D.C.

When DA shot his mouth off (nothing new there). But he was on about, something Gannon said…


[Gannon is from South America, and lives in a culture that is kind to Ephebophiles…. Men in their 20s routinely date (and marry) 15ish year olds.]

DA spouted reactionary groupthink establishment PC garbage.

I was  obligated to call him out, for this stupidity compounded on bigotry.

For the details goto:


Dominique Swain… second only to Natalie Portman Circa: 1994 in “Leon – The Professional”

But NP deserves her own post.


The Messy Truth…

Posted in Uncategorized by ephebophile on January 17, 2010

“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”

Albert Einstein

While monsters do in fact exist, most fail to see the hidden one; the one behind the eyes of the person in their mirror.

We as a collective species cast out those specimens, that deviate too far from the norms of society.

Over time, social norms codify into hard laws. The law then becomes a tool for culling out the morally malformed.

But mother nature, or creation itself has the Natural Order which may often come, at times,  into contest with Human Law. The law of biology and the law of the Heart are non-responsive to the dictates of Vox Populi, its not that aren’t willing to obey, its that they are immune and immutable. The only thing that could (in practical theory)  be brought to bear is the brutal force of pschopharmacology.

We live in an age, where milliseconds separate two persons on opposite sides of the globe. No longer are people limited to the line of eyesight, or  earshot for the eventual phenomenon called love. I can say, first hand, that Love in Cyberspace exists…

And for the smaller group of dissident minds, who have dared to think and Love afar off, instead of ride herd in groupthink, there is a hard price.

Overcoming the generational gap, and in the meeting of the minds, a place can be found. A cyber-place of mutual respect, and fulfilling of each others need, comes at the cost of comforting physical contact. There is no silent dwelling in the empty spaces together, holding of the hand, or inhaling the scent of each others breath. No deep gazing into the windows of the soul, and abiding in a tangible love.

While it is more clinically removed from a hothouse fleshspace, it remains no less viable and is quite real.

The wise will refrain from overreaching, and taking fleshly liberties with their partners. Remaining content with flirting with the edge of socially correct behavior. The foolish will pluck the unripened grapes and cherries before time… and choke on the bitter fruit, when their actions produce the corresponding consequence.


Intra-generational love can indeed thrive, and provided no party engages in Sexting or PrOn manufacture, the Law enforcement officials are virtually helpless, to render such love extinct.  Its not the law, but instead the lovers themselves, whom are  likely to kill their own relationship.

It seems to me, that failures in communication would be the chief culprit.


Please enjoy the following musical statement…

provided by the talented yet baby faced wholesomeness of  “Alizée”: